Neat? Pff. Naw, he didn't have all that fancy stuff. But he definitely liked ruinin' days, even when he wasn't gettin' anything out of it. And if he was gettin' somethin' out of it...well!
[he scoffs a little, and then glances between Ouma and Gru on the screen]
Y'know, kid, I can see you like that in a few years, on the other hand. Bald and freeze gun and all.
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Which one's this one? I want an action movie.
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This is an action movie! Like James Bond, but it's about the villain. See?
[He points to the bald guy on the screen. Yes, the one popping the kid's balloon animal and freezing everyone in line at the Starbucks knockoff.]
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[He leans back against an overturned table, cocking his elbow on it]
Y'know, wouldn't mind being that guy, too.
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[What are you implying, Mr."I might run an evil secret organization?"]
Buuut, since you're probably talking about someone else, I'd like to hear about him. He sounds neat!
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[he scoffs a little, and then glances between Ouma and Gru on the screen]
Y'know, kid, I can see you like that in a few years, on the other hand. Bald and freeze gun and all.
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The job's more likely than the hair.